13 apr.
What God Looks Like
In a nursery school, the teacher asked a little girl what she was drawing.
„God,” she replied.
„But no one knows what God looks like,” said the teacher.
The little girl replied, „They will in a minute.”
Arhiva categoriei 'Jokes'
06 apr.
Doorbells
The family had spent the day moving from their farmhouse into a new apartment house in town. Very early the next morning, the 4 year-old ran into their bedroom to wake them up. Mom dressed him and told him to play in the yard and let them rest for a while longer.
About 20 minutes later, he came running back.
„Mommy, Mommy,” he exclaimed, „Everybody has doorbells…. and they all work!”
30 mart.
Improved Computer Skills
When Jill decided to improve her computer skills, she threw herself into it with enthusiasm. Every week she’d check out five or six instructional books from the library.
After about a month the librarian commented, „Wow! You must really be getting knowledgeable by now.”
„Thanks,” Jill said. „How can you tell?”
The librarian explained, „Only two of the books you’re checking out this week have ‘For Dummies’ in their titles.”
23 mart.
Parting the Red Sea
„Wow, man,” Timmy said. „God parted the Red Sea and let all His people through on dry ground!”
„Sorry,” said the ‘scholar’. „But that wasn’t the Red Sea; it was the Reed Sea. And its water is only about 1 foot deep. No miracle was involved.”
„Oh,” said Timmy. Then, reading on a little more, he said, „Wow, man! What a miracle! God drowned all those Egyptians in 1 foot of water!”
16 mart.
At the Movie
The blonde was complaining to one of her friends.
„It was terrible!” she said. „I had to change seats five times at the movie last night!”
„Why?” asked her friend. „Did some guy bother you?”
„Yeah,” she said, „eventually!”
09 mart.
Do you know who I am?
One of the burdens of office of the small town mayor was his brother in-law, a fellow who liked to throw his or rather, his in-law’s political weight around. The mayor had instructed his policemen and other city officials to treat him just like they would any other taxpayer.
The brother-in-law got a ticket for overtime parking. He immediately descended in fury on police headquarters, waving the ticket and sputtering, „Hey, do you know who I am?”
The desk sergeant surveyed him calmly, picked up his phone and dialed the mayor’s office. „Tell the mayor,” he said to the secretary, „that his brother-in-law is down here and can’t remember his own name again.”