06 iul.
Jaguar
The wife had a birthday and her husband wanted to know what she desired. She said she’d like to have a Jaguar. He didn’t think it was best for her.
But, she begged and begged until he gave in and got her one.
It ate her.
Arhiva categoriei 'Jokes'
29 iun.
Small Cottage
„I would like so much to buy a small cottage in the country and spend the rest of my life there with the woman I love.”
„And why don’t you do it?”
„My wife is against it.”
22 iun.
Fort Dawson
It was during the gold rush in the Yukon Territory. Harry Alexander packed a bag, grabbed his Bible, and started out of the tent he shared with Gary Thorndike. Gary asked, “Where are you going?”
“I’m heading into Fort Dawson. I hear it’s the wildest town anybody’s ever seen. There’s booze you could take a bath in, gambling, and women who’ll drive you crazy with their favors.”
“Why are you taking your Bible?”
“Well, if it’s as good as they say, I’m planning to stay over Sunday!”
15 iun.
Daughter in College
The farm had been mortgaged, and gladly, to give daughter a college education. Now, driving home from the station after meeting her at the train, farmer Johnson was greatly disturbed when his daughter whispered, „I have a confession to make, Paw – I ain’t a virgin no more.”
The old man shook his head sadly. „After all the sacrifices your Maw and I made to give you a good education, you still say ain’t!”
08 iun.
Flag Pin
At the jewelry counter of an exclusive Manhattan department store, a woman came in and asked to see American flag pins. The salesclerk displayed one model after another – in gold or silver enamel, with or without rhinestones or other gems – none of which pleased the customer.
Finally, the customer asked, „Don’t you have an American flag in another color combination?”
01 iun.
Where Little Johnny Came From
One day little Johnnie came up to his father and asked, “Dad, where did I come from?”
Dad squirmed a bit, but thought it was time his son knew the facts of life. So, dad told his son how the expression of love resulted in the beginning of life, how life developed in the womb and finally how a child was born. As dad told the story, his son’s eyes got wider and wider.
When dad was finished, his son said, “Wow, that’s really neat. That sure beats what Billy told me. He said that he came from Philadelphia.”