After dinner one evening a rancher’s wife was entertaining their house guest by playing the piano. At one point she turned to the visitor and said, „I understand you love music.”
„Yes,” murmured the guest politely. „But never you mind. Keep right on playing.”
„Give me a sentence about a public servant,” said a teacher.
The small boy wrote: „The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.”
The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. „Don’t you know what pregnant means?” she asked.
„Sure,” said the young student confidently. „Means carrying a child.”
John’s boss came in one morning and caught him hugging his secretary. He said in a rage, „Is this what you get paid for?”
John told him, „Nope! I do this for free.”
In filling out an application for a job, Jill was puzzled for a long time over this question: „Person to notify in case of an accident.”
Finally she wrote, „Anybody in sight.”
A woman goes to the police station to report that her husband was missing. „Can you give me a description of him?” asked the officer.
„He’s short and bald and skinny and wrinkled and wears dentures,” answered the woman. „Come to think of it, most of him was missing before he was.”
Two intrepid explorers met in the heart of the Brazilian jungle.
„I’m here,” declared one, „to commune with nature in the raw, to contemplate the eternal verities and to widen my horizons. And you, sir?”
„I,” sighed the second explorer, „came because my young daughter has begun violin lessons.”
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