The kid was with Santa Claus. „I wanna have a train, a six-gun, an erector set, a chemistry set, a cowboy suit, a bicycle, a scooter, a catcher’s mitt, a set of soldiers, a toy garage with cars and trucks and a heavy crane–”
„Okay,” laughed Santa. „I’ll look in the book and see if you were a good boy.”
„Never mind looking in the book. I’ll settle for a pair of roller skates.”
A man was talking to a ticket agent. He told her, „I want to buy a bus ticket for Norwald.”
The ticket agent, searching their book of destinations, questioned him. „Norwald? Let me find that. Hmm… never heard of it. Let me see… Norwald. I don’t see Norwald listed, and I can’t find it on the map. Just where is Norwald, anyway?”
The man replied, „Norwald is over there. He’s my brother-in-law.”
While working at a local TV station, Tom asked the weatherman what kind of reaction he got at home if he predicted good weather but it rained and spoiled a family outing.
„My wife doesn’t get mad,” he replied. „She just develops a cold front.”
John: It’s Saturday! Let’s have a picnic, lie on a blanket, and just enjoy each other on our day off!
Jill: John, it’s 50 degrees outside!
John: I didn’t say we had to go outside.
At her grandparents 50th wedding anniversary, Jill was looking through a photo album of their marriage ceremony. „Grandma, so many of these styles have come back over the years,” she commented.
Grandma never hesitated. „That’s why I’ve kept Grandpa all this time,” she said. „I know he’ll be back in style again one of these days.”
One night Tom stopped at one of those 24-hour gas station mini-marts to get himself a cup of freshly-brewed coffee. When he picked up the pot, he could not help noticing that the brew was as black as asphalt and just about as thick.
„How old is the coffee you have here?” he asked the woman who was standing behind the store counter.
She shrugged. „Don’t know. Been workin’ here only two weeks.”
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