07 iun.
One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother’s broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark. He left the broom on the back porch.
His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing. She asked the little boy about the broom and he told her where it was. She then asked him to please go get it.
The little boy informed his mom that he was afraid of the dark and didn’t want to go out to get the broom. His mother smiled and said, „The Lord is out there too, don’t be afraid.”
The little boy opened the back door a little and said, „Lord if you’re out there, hand me the broom.”
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31 mai
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.
“So how was it?” his mother asked when they returned home.
“Great,” Little Johnny replied.
“Did you and your father have a good time?” asked his mother.
“Yeah, Daddy especially liked it,” exclaimed Little Johnny excitedly, especially when one of the animals came racing home at 30 to 1!”
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24 mai
At the local gas utility written orders are issued to change meters when they are old or malfunctioning. On the order sheet is a „remarks” section, where the service representative notes any problems that prevented the job from being completed.
The most succinct explanation to ever come back was this: „Dog does not want meter to be changed.”
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17 mai
Husband: „How about a little action tonight, honey?”
Wife: „Over my dead body!”
Husband: „How else?”
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10 mai
A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it closely. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
„Momma, look what I found,” the boy called out.
„What have you got there, dear?” his mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered: „I think it’s Adam’s underwear!”
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03 mai
John walked into a flower shop. “I’d like some flowers please.”
“Certainly, Sir. What did you have in mind?”
He shrugs, “Well, I’m not sure, I uh, I uh, I uh…”
“Perhaps I could help. What exactly have you done?”
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