11 oct.
Appeal the Case
Lawyer: „Judge, I wish to appeal my client’s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence.”
Judge: „And what is the nature of the new evidence?”
Lawyer: „Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left.”
Arhiva categoriei 'Jokes'
04 oct.
Dress in the Window
Customer: I’d like to try on that dress in the window.
Saleslady: I’m sorry, madam; you’ll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
27 sept.
A Note
The first graders were attending their first music lesson. The teacher was trying to begin at the beginning. She drew a musical staff on the blackboard and asked a little girl to come up and write a note on it.
The little girl went to the blackboard, looked thoughtful for a minute and wrote, „Dear Aunt Emma, just a short note to tell you I’m fine…”
20 sept.
Speeding
A policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name and where she was from. She said, „I’m Mrs. Gladiolas Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya from the Republic of Uzbekistan visiting my daughter in Tallahassee.”
The cop put away his summons book and pen, and said, „Well… OK… but don’t let me catch you speeding again.”
13 sept.
Central Park
Bob got a new job as a bartender. A patron ordered a Manhattan. When Bob served the drink, there was a piece of parsley floating in the glass. „What in the world is this?” asked the man.
Bob peered into the glass and replied, „That’s Central Park.”
06 sept.
Sunday Football
After spending all day Sunday watching football on television, a man fell asleep and spent the night in the chair. His wife woke him in the morning. „It’s twenty to seven,” she called.
„In who’s favor?”