03 ian.
Life After Death
Jill and Mary were discussing life after death. Jill asked if Mary’s husband believed in it.
Mary said, „Does my husband believe in life after death? My husband doesn’t even believe in life after dinner!”
Arhiva categoriei 'Jokes'
27 dec.
Harmonica for Christmas
A child is asked, „What did you get for Christmas?”
„A harmonica. It’s the best present I’ve ever had,” he replied.
„Why?”
„My Mom gives me a dollar a week not to play it.”
20 dec.
Weeweechu
One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said „Hey baby, let’s play Weeweechu.”
„Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon,” said Jung Lee.
„Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I play Weeweechu, I love you and it’s the perfect time,” Huan Cho begged.
„But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon.”
„Please Jung Lee, just once play Weeweechu with me.”
Jung Lee looked at Huan Chi and said, „OK, we’ll play Weeweechu.”
Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and both sang:
„Weeweechu a merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a merry Christmas,
and a happy New Year!”
13 dec.
Baby Nap
When Mary was pregnant, her 5 year old son, Billy, was utterly amazed, and a little bit disbelieving, that his sister was growing in his mom’s tummy. So one day when the baby was especially active, she sked Billy to place his tiny hands on her tummy to feel the baby kick. But when he did, the baby was suddenly still.
„Oh, Billy, she must have decided to take a nap,” shrugged Mary.
„A nap?” Billy marveled. „You mean there’s a bed in there too?!”
06 dec.
Great Parents
Two kids are talking to each other. One says, „I’m really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I’m worried sick!”
The other kid says, „What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you’ve got it made!”
The first kid says, „What if they try to escape?”
29 nov.
Fat Free Fries
John stopped at a fast food restaurant, intrigued by a sign which offered fat free fries. He decided to give them a try, but he was dismayed when the clerk pulled a batch of fries from the fryer dripping with fat, and then put a bag of these fries in with his order.
„Just a minute,” John said, „those aren’t fat free.”
„Yes, they are,” the clerk replied, „we only charge for the potatoes, the fat is free.”