„Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.”
His mother replied, „That’s nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What did she say when you told her you are the only child?”
„She just said, ‘Thank goodness!'”
A nurse received a call from an anxious woman. „I’m diabetic and I’m afraid I’ve had too much sugar today,” she said.
„Are you light-headed?”
„No,” the caller answered, „I’m a brunette.”
A small boy stunned his parents after church one Sunday when he began to empty his pockets of nickels, dimes and quarters.
Finally his mother asked the obvious question, „Where did you get all that money?”
„At Sunday school,” the boy replied nonchalantly. „They have bowls of it.”
Two buffalo were standing on the range when a passing tourist said: „Those are the mangiest, scroungiest, most moth-eaten miserable beasts I have ever seen.”
One of the buffalo turned to the other and said: „You know, I think I just heard a discouraging word.”
„How was your blind date?” a college student asked her roommate.
„Terrible!” the roommate answered. „He showed up in his 1962 Rolls Royce.”
„Wow! That’s a very expensive car. What’s so bad about that?”
„He was the original owner.”
Kate, the blonde, is at her friend’s house. It starts to rain very heavily. Her friend tells her to spend the night at her house and go home the next day. When she hears this, Kate rushes out the door and comes back a while later totally drenched and carrying a small shopping bag.
Her friend asks „Where did you run off to?”
„I went home to get my pajamas!”
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