During the final exam, the teacher noticed that Little Johnny kept looking at his hand before writing down an answer on his test. This went on throughout the entire exam, leaving the teacher no other choice than to interrogate the student’s test-taking habit.
„Little Johnny,” the professor began. „Is there something interesting written on your palm?”
„Not at all, sir,” Little Johnny replied. „It’s all pretty boring!”
Two men were talking. „My son asked me what I did during the Sexual Revolution,” said one. “I told him I was captured early and spent the duration doing the dishes.”
Shopping for a black cotton sweater, Mary couldn’t find anything suitable in a trendy Berkeley clothing store. A helpful saleswoman offered to check the store catalogue.
After flipping through the pages, she looked up in consternation. „Mark,” she called to her co-worker, „what are we calling black this year?”
A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming to announce the outcome of a political election. At the end of the announcement, he said, „More on candidates at 10 P.M.”
A ten-year-old girl looked in disbelief. „I didn’t know they could call politicians ‘morons’ on national television!” she remarked.
The waitress called out to the restaurant manager, „There’s baseball umpire on the telephone. He wants to make dinner reservations for himself and two friends.”
The manager told her to hang up, „It’s a prank call. There’s no such thing as a baseball umpire with two friends.”
Lil’ Johnny’s mother had been away a week at a convention and when she returned home, she was anxious to hear about his week.
„Well, one night we had a thunderstorm, and I was scared, so daddy and me slept together,” her son said.
„Johnny!” said the boy’s French au pair, „Don’t you mean ‘daddy and I’?”
„No!” replied Johnny. „That was Thursday, I’m talking about Monday night.”
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