16 ian.
Bad Hair Day
Rachel: What’s wrong with your hair, dear? It looks like a wig.
Ruth: You know something – it is a wig.
Rachel: How do you like that! You could never tell.
Arhiva categoriei 'Jokes'
09 ian.
Started with a Virus
Justin, 7, had been ill, requiring several doctors’ visits and tests before a specialist came up with the final diagnosis and treatment. Afterwards, his mother asked him if he understood what the doctor had explained to him.
„No,” replied Justin, „not really.”
„Okay,” his mother replied, „The doctor said you started with a virus…”
At which Justin interrupted to ask, „Does that mean I need a new motherboard?”
02 ian.
New Suit
„Nice threads, man,” commented Donald when his buddy showed up one day in a snappy new suit. „Where’d you pick ‘em up?”
Richard beamed. „My old lady got them for me. Pretty sharp, huh?”
„I’ll say. What was the occasion?”
„Got me,” admitted Richard with a cheerful shrug. „I came home from work early the other day and there they were, hanging over the chair in the bedroom.”
26 dec.
Santa’s List
This fella passed away, and he arrives at the Pearly Gates, and St. Peter is waiting there to check him in, and the guy questions St. Peter as to how he determines who gets in and who doesn’t.
„Frankly,” St. Peter replies, „we rely a lot on the list we get from Santa Claus.”
19 dec.
Early Shopping
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, „What are you charged with?”
„Doing my Christmas shopping early”, replied the defendant.
„That’s no offence”, said the judge. „How early were you doing this shopping?”
„Before the store opened”, countered the prisoner.
12 dec.
Kind Word
A lonely stranger went into a deserted restaurant and ordered the breakfast special. When his meal arrived, he looked at the waitress and asked, „How about a kind word?”
She leaned over and said, „Don’t eat the meat.”