AUDI = Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW = Brings Me Women
FIAT = Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily
SAAB = Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
PORSCHE = Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
VOLVO = Very Old Vehicular Object
HYUNDAI = Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive

DACIA = Dacă Ai Cap Ia-ţi Alta