Lucian Velea
dezastru / disaster
Fanii lui William Shakespeare şi John Green cunosc ideea clasică "the fault in our stars", ceea ce înseamnă că soarta e scrisă în stele şi ea dictează acţiunile unor personaje precum Romeo şi Julieta. Această idee medievală stă …
Bowls of Money
A small boy stunned his parents after church one Sunday when he began to empty his pockets of nickels, dimes and quarters. Finally his mother asked the obvious question, "Where did you get all that money?" "At Sunday …
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Unii abia aşteaptă să se plimbe cu liftul în flăcări :))
Discouraging Word
Two buffalo were standing on the range when a passing tourist said: "Those are the mangiest, scroungiest, most moth-eaten miserable beasts I have ever seen." One of the buffalo turned to the other and said: "You know, I …
Gustări chinezeşti
Nu doar îţi plouă-n gură, ci îţi curg balele :))
1962 Rolls Royce
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate. "Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1962 Rolls Royce." "Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?" "He was the original …
