Lucian Velea
Decorations
John was tasked with bringing the Christmas decorations up from the basement and start decorating the house and tree. During one trek up the stairs, heavily laden with boxes, he slipped and luckily only fell about two steps …
Femeia potrivită
Haine au, dar trebuie şi o femeie care să se asorteze :D
Baggage Claim
The weary holiday traveler looked in disbelief at a bunch of mistletoe hanging above the luggage check-in center... Turning to the attendant he asked, “OK, I give up. Why is the mistletoe there above the luggage scale?” “So …
meter, metre
Când vine vorba de "metru", americanii nu s-au pus de acord cu restul lumii cum să-i spună. Ei zic "meter", ceilalţi zic "metre". Asta este valabil atât pentru unitatea de măsură, cât şi pentru unităţile de ritm din …
Missing Dog
The front door was accidentally left open and the dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, Jim got in the car and went looking for him. He drove around the neighborhood for some time with no luck. …
