Lucian Velea
New Secretary
Two accountants were discussing a colleague's interest in one of the firm's new secretaries. "I just don't get it." said one. "She's an airhead -- nothing going on upstairs." “That may be true," replied the other, "but I …
Castro on TV
An old geezer was watching television when he screamed to his wife, "Git in here right now. You won't believe the perverted thing they're showing on TV." His wife took one look, then said, "Put your glasses on, …
Object of Adoration
Aboard the USS TARAWA for six months, Don posted a picture of his beloved truck in his locker. Since his fellow Marines had pictures of their girlfriends posted, they often ridiculed him for his object of adoration. "Laugh …
New Hobby
Mrs. Smith pulled Mrs. Jones out of earshot of the porch, where Mrs. Jones' lovely young daughter, Linda, sat. "It is really none of my business," whispered Mrs. Smith, "but have you noticed what your daughter is doing?" …