Lucian Velea

10 aug.

Fără glume

Azi facem gluma cu lansatorul de rachete sau pe aia când intrăm cu tancul în magazin? :D

no jokes

09 aug.

Suc de fructe proaspăt prăjit

Puţin crocant? :))

fried

08 aug.

În sus

E mai puţin trafic :)

turn up

05 aug.

Reservations

Enjoying her vacation in Hawaii, Lisa called a cafe to make reservations for 7 PM. Checking her book, the cheery hostess said, „I’m sorry, but all we have is 6:45. Would you like that?”

„That’s fine,” Lisa said.

„Okay,” the woman confirmed. Then she added, „Just be advised that you may have to wait 15 minutes for your table.”

05 aug.

Cercurile olimpice

Asta a cerut clientu’ :))

Olympics

04 aug.

Aş mânca un decolteu

Pare apetisant :)

cleavage

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