Lucian Velea
Relaxing Weekend
John: It's Saturday! Let's have a picnic, lie on a blanket, and just enjoy each other on our day off! Jill: John, it's 50 degrees outside! John: I didn't say we had to go outside.
O greşeală care nu e mică
Verbul s-a pierdut pe drum, "too" a devenit "to" şi uite aşa "small" pare verb :D
Back in Style
At her grandparents 50th wedding anniversary, Jill was looking through a photo album of their marriage ceremony. "Grandma, so many of these styles have come back over the years," she commented. Grandma never hesitated. "That's why I've kept …
Concurs de ortografie
Cel care a scris anunţul nu l-a câştigat vreodată :)
Coffee
One night Tom stopped at one of those 24-hour gas station mini-marts to get himself a cup of freshly-brewed coffee. When he picked up the pot, he could not help noticing that the brew was as black as …
King Solomon
Two venerable citizens were talking about King Solomon. "That old Solomon, he was a mighty wise King," mused one of them. "All those wives and concubines; you know sometimes I wonder how he arranged to provide the necessary …