04 nov.
Papers
Cântecul interpretat de Usher
26 oct.
At the Opera
A man started to snore in his seat at the opera. „Please stop your snoring,” the usher pleaded. „You are disturbing the others…”
„Look, buddy,” the man said angrily, „I paid for this seat and I’ll do whatever I want!”
„Yes, sir,” replied the usher. „But please be considerate… you are keeping everybody awake!”
18 mart.
Handsome Tip
A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the stage. He whispers to the usher, „This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I’ll give you a handsome tip.”
The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter. The usher looks at the quarter, leans over and whispers, „The wife did it.”