Kill the Umpire
At one game, a lady kept up a steady flow of threats at the umpire. No matter what was happening on the field, she kept yelling, "Kill the umpire! Kill the umpire!" This went on for an hour. …
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Baseball Umpire
The waitress called out to the restaurant manager, "There's baseball umpire on the telephone. He wants to make dinner reservations for himself and two friends." The manager told her to hang up, "It's a prank call. There's no …