13 apr.

Expresii despre vreme

Vocabular specific

31 oct.


Lil’ Johnny’s mother had been away a week at a convention and when she returned home, she was anxious to hear about his week.

„Well, one night we had a thunderstorm, and I was scared, so daddy and me slept together,” her son said.

„Johnny!” said the boy’s French au pair, „Don’t you mean ‘daddy and I’?”

„No!” replied Johnny. „That was Thursday, I’m talking about Monday night.”

25 mart.

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07 nov.


Despre paragrafe şi cum să descriem vremea

31 aug.


A fine funeral was ordered for a woman who had henpecked her husband, driven her kids half nuts, scrapped with the neighbors at the slightest opportunity, and even made neurotics of the cat and dog with her explosive temper.

As the casket was lowered into the grave, a violent thunderstorm broke, and the pastor’s benediction was drowned out by a blinding flash of lightning, followed by terrific thunder.

„Well,” commented one of the mourners, „sounds like she got where she was going.”

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