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Affordable Cars
The fourth-grade class was studying the development of the auto industry. The teacher had emphasized the role played by Henry Ford, whose assembly lines decreased production costs. At the end of the unit, she gave a test including …
Puritans
An American history teacher, lecturing the class on the Puritans, asked: "What sort of people were punished in the stocks?" To which a small voice from the back of the room responded: "The small investor."
How Do You Spell
Teacher: John, how do you spell "crocodile"? John: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L. Teacher: No, that's wrong. John: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
Little Johnny’s Homework
"Little Johnny, did your mother help you with your homework last night?" the teacher asked. "No, she did it all," he replied.
Sheep
The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?" "None," answered little Norman. "None? Norman, you …
Building Rome
Mrs. Taylor, the teacher, asked her 5th grade history class, "When was Rome built?" and called on Timothy to answer first. "Rome was built at night," was his answer. "At night?!" asked Mrs. Taylor. "How ever did you …
