04 mai
Alfabetul fonetic internațional (IPA)
Prezentare și exemple
10 mai
Affordable Cars
The fourth-grade class was studying the development of the auto industry. The teacher had emphasized the role played by Henry Ford, whose assembly lines decreased production costs. At the end of the unit, she gave a test including the question: „What did Henry Ford invent that made buying a car more affordable?”
One of the brightest students in the class wrote: „0% financing.”
05 apr.
Puritans
An American history teacher, lecturing the class on the Puritans, asked: „What sort of people were punished in the stocks?”
To which a small voice from the back of the room responded: „The small investor.”
25 ian.
How Do You Spell
Teacher: John, how do you spell „crocodile”?
John: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L.
Teacher: No, that’s wrong.
John: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
