23 nov.

Finding the Car

A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars.

The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. „What the heck are you doing?” he asks the drunk.

„I’m looking for my car, and I can’t find it.”

„So how does feeling the roof help you?” he asked the drunk.

„Well,” the drunk replied. „MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!!”

28 mai

leaking

Vocabular din filme

30 ian.

Plurale

Reguli şi exemple pentru formarea pluralelor în limba engleză

04 dec.

Weather

Conversație despre vreme

26 apr.

Onboard Ship

A Navy officer was cutting through the crew’s quarters of his ship one day and happened upon a sailor reading a magazine with his feet up on the small table in front of him. „Sailor! Do you put your feet up on the furniture at home?” the officer demanded.

„No, sir, but we don’t land airplanes on the roof either.”

23 feb.

Acoperiş fragil

Ar trebui mai solid, să poată oamenii merge în siguranţă :))

roof

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