15 nov.

Copilul bătrânului

Până la ce vârstă? :)

01 apr.

Old Boxer

A cop walking his usual beat sees an old man pulling a box on a leash, down a busy street. „Poor man,” the cop thinks to himself. „I’d better go humor him.”

„That’ a nice dog you got there,” says the cop to the old man.

„It isn’t a dog, it’s a box,” replies the old man.

„Oh, I’m sorry,” says the policeman, „I thought you were simple-minded.”

The old man walks past the cop, then turns to his box, and says, „We sure fooled him that time, didn’t we, Rover?”

11 nov.

Grandchildren

A wealthy old man looked around the table at his two sons and five daughters and their spouses gathered for a family reunion.

“Not a single grandchild,” he said with a sigh. “Why, I’ll give a million dollars to the first kid who presents me with a little one to bounce on my knee. Now, let’s say grace.”

When the old man lifted his eyes again, his wife was the only other person at the table.

17 iun.

Lost memory

An old man says to the doctor: „Doctor, I lost my memory!”

Doctor: „When did this start?”

The old man: „When did what start!”

14 apr.

Vârsta

Modalităţi în care se face referire la vârstă

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