The passenger noticed by the license that his cab driver’s name was Winston Churchill. Trying to make conversation, he said, „I see your name is Winston Churchill.”
The driver simply said, „Yep. That’s my moniker.”
The passenger, not willing to give up yet on some banter said, „That’s a pretty famous name.”
The driver responded with: „As well it should be too. I’ve a-been driving a cab here for over forty years.”
A famous football coach was on vacation with his family in Maine. When they walked into a movie theater and sat down, the handful of people there applauded. He thought to himself, „I can’t believe it. People recognize me all the way up here.”
Then a man came over to him and said, „Thanks for coming. They won’t start the movie unless we have ten paying people or more.”