22 iun.

Blind Date

A guy gets set up on a blind date and he takes her out for dinner to a very expensive restaurant to make a good impression. The waiter approaches the table and asks to take their order.

The lady begins ordering practically everything on the menu: shrimp cocktail, pate, Caesar salad, lobster, crepes Suzette, with no regard to the price. The guy is getting very upset, as he never thought she would order so much.

She then stops, and looks across at him, and asks, „What do you suggest I wash it down with?”

„Well my dear, I can think of nothing so fitting as the Mississippi River.”

13 mai

Blind Date

After being with her all evening, the man couldn’t take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, „I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.”

„Thank heavens,” his date replied. „If yours hadn’t, mine would have had to!”

26 sept.

1962 Rolls Royce

„How was your blind date?” a college student asked her roommate.

„Terrible!” the roommate answered. „He showed up in his 1962 Rolls Royce.”

„Wow! That’s a very expensive car. What’s so bad about that?”

„He was the original owner.”

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