06 iul.
La mulţi ani!
Trebuie să fie ziua cuiva! 
28 oct.
Grandfather’s Birthday
At his 103rd birthday party, the grandfather was asked if he planned to be around for his 104th.
„I certainly do,” he replied. „Statistics show that very few people die between the ages of 103 and 104.”
08 iul.
Diamonds
Bill meets Doug shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift-wrapped box.
„It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow,” Doug said. „Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday.”
„And???” Bill asked.
„Well, she said ‘Oh, I don’t know, just give me something with diamonds in it’.”
„So what did you get her?” asked Bill.
Doug replies, „I bought her a deck of cards!”