Nina kind of liked Bob, the bartender down at the shore and was flirting with him for a couple of days. She ordered a drink and was going to pay for it, and she said jokingly, „This money is all wet, is it still good?”

Bob said, „I don’t know, would you be good if you were wet?”

Umor de restaurant

Bob got a new job as a bartender. A patron ordered a Manhattan. When Bob served the drink, there was a piece of parsley floating in the glass. „What in the world is this?” asked the man.

Bob peered into the glass and replied, „That’s Central Park.”