11 aug.

Dude in the Desert

There is a California dude walking through a desert. He’s wearing shorts, sunglasses, a towel and listening to music on his iPod. He’s having a good time. Suddenly he sees a caravan approaching. He stops the Arabs and ask them cheerfully: „Hey dudes, how far is the sea?”

They look at each other and say: „Two thousand miles!”

And he says: „Wow what a cool beach!!!”

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