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A Note
The first graders were attending their first music lesson. The teacher was trying to begin at the beginning. She drew a musical staff on the blackboard and asked a little girl to come up and write a note …
Speeding
A policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name and where she was from. She said, "I'm Mrs. Gladiolas Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya from the Republic of Uzbekistan visiting my daughter …
Central Park
Bob got a new job as a bartender. A patron ordered a Manhattan. When Bob served the drink, there was a piece of parsley floating in the glass. "What in the world is this?" asked the man. Bob …
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Sunday Football
After spending all day Sunday watching football on television, a man fell asleep and spent the night in the chair. His wife woke him in the morning. "It's twenty to seven," she called. "In who's favor?"