Shaving
One morning, while shaving, John was cursing and swearing so loudly it attracted the attention of Vickie, who was preparing breakfast in the kitchen. "What's the matter?" she called out. "My razor - it won't cut!" he answered. …
Categorie
Umor
Masaj profesional
După ghilimele, doar i se spune masaj, înţelegi tu :)
Evitarea unei neînţelegeri
Ca să vezi! Nu mai poate omu' să facă o poză! :D
Young Suitor
The young suitor was determined to win the heart of the girl he wanted to marry, in spite of her rejection of his proposals a number of times. He began what can only be called a "Campaigning" and …
Mai multe fotografii, prea multe litere
Dacă pluralul lui "potato" e "potatoes", care o fi pluralul lui "photo"? :)
Pregnant
"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. …
Bosses Night Dinner
At an annual Bosses Night dinner for Helena, Montana, lawyers, sponsored by legal secretaries, it was time to announce the Boss of the Year. The master of ceremonies began: "First of all, our winner is a graduate of …
