Fat-Free Fries
Jim stopped at a fast food restaurant, intrigued by a sign which offered fat-free fries. He decided to give them a try, but he was dismayed when the clerk pulled a batch of fries from the fryer dripping …
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Anonim să fie
Dar să ştim şi noi! Ca să fie şi mai enervant, două litere sunt inversate :))
Be Careful
As cab drivers oftentimes do, the driver was darting in and out of heavy traffic with complete abandon. After a few hair raising blocks, his passenger leaned forward and said, "Would you please be more careful? I have …
Dacă nu-ţi iese chitanţa la benzinărie
Nimeni n-ar vrea un plin fără să plătească :)
Geraniums
"Sorry, we don't have potted geraniums," the clerk said, and then added helpfully. "Could you use African violets?" "No," replied Ed sadly. "It was geraniums my wife told me to water while she was gone."
Ofertă apetisantă
Acum că v-am atras atenţia, poate vreţi antricot de miel :))
Good Deed
A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt. …