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Invisible Man
The psychiatrist's receptionist went to her boss and said, "Doctor, there's a man in the office who thinks he's invisible." "The psychiatrist replied, "Tell him I can't see him."
J.K. Rowling nu a scris niciodată aici
Cu o completare genială :))
Bicycle Salesman
A salesman was trying to talk a farmer into buying a bicycle, but was meeting with considerable sales resistance. "Shucks, I'd sooner spend my money on a cow," said the farmer. "Ah," replied the salesman, "but think how …
Beţişoare chinezeşti
Ştiu occidentalii să mănânce cu ele la fel de bine cum ştiu chinezii să scrie în engleză :)
Publishing Sermons
The shabbes service finishes and the congregation is invited to a kiddush in the shul hall. During the kiddush, Morris goes over to Rabbi Bloom, shakes his hand and says, "Rabbi, you gave a good sermon today - …
Ciugulitorii de cireşe
Altfel ar fi avut şi omu' bani de un dicţionar ortografic :)
Blind Date
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave …