Lost Contact Lens
The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes returned with …
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Când foloseşti apostrof curbat, fără să te gândeşti dacă fontul ştie cum arată... :)
Broken Pay Phone
Bill was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission. Repeated requests for repair brought only promises. After several days, Bill again contacted …
Art Museum
"With a single stroke of a brush," said the art teacher, taking his class around the National Gallery, "Joshua Reynolds could change a smiling face to a frowning one." "That's nothing," said Little Johnny, "So can my mother."
Looking Her Best
The pretty blonde cashier at the Giant Grocery Store told her manager she needed some time off to rest-up because she wasn't looking her best. "Nonsense!" he said, "You look fine!" "No way!!!" replied the blonde. "The men …
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