Arhiva categoriei 'Umor'

13 iul.

Viitorul

Se scrie singur :)

the future

10 iul.

Border Crossing

Flying home after visiting her daughter in England, Mary arranged to have her husband meet her plane at the Vancouver, B.C. airport. This meant a stop at the border crossing between the United States and Canada, where her husband was asked: „What is your reason for entering the country?” and „How long are you planning to stay?”

He replied that he was picking his wife up at the airport after her trip to England.

Without missing a beat, the guard asked two more questions in the same businesslike tone: „Is the house clean?” and, „Are there fresh flowers on the table?”

10 iul.

Întâlnire fatalistă

Or avea muşterii? :D

future ex

09 iul.

Fără ţigară

Pentru cei care obişnuiesc să o ardă :))

no burning

08 iul.

Scară de siguranţă

Pe riscul tău :D

safety ladder

07 iul.

Cocktailuri speciale

De vacanţă :))

cocktails

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