Arhiva categoriei 'Umor'

20 iul.

Parcare cu limită de timp

Un fel elegant de a spune: „Nu fi porc!” :))

mesquite

17 iul.

Reward or Punishment

A famous rabbi died and his adoring followers prayed to God to have just a glimpse of him in heaven. Their wish was granted, but to their horror, they saw him with a beautiful blonde on his lap. „Rabbi, Rabbi!” they cried. „How can you behave like this, you, who have always been so saintly?”

„Listen, you don’t understand,” replied the rabbi. „She’s not my reward, I’m her punishment!”

17 iul.

Vegetarienii trăiesc mai mult

Dar la ce bun?! :))

vegetarians

16 iul.

Un vehicul cu probleme

Din cauza ordinii :)

vehicle

15 iul.

Reciclează

Nu-i de glumă! :))

recycle

14 iul.

Urează-mi noroc!

Şi succes la învăţarea limbii engleze :)

Wish me luck!

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