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Behind the Church
The preacher got up in church one Sunday morning and told the congregation, "Brothers and sisters, we are going to have to do something about people parking behind the church at night. I was out there this morning …
Blind Date
A guy gets set up on a blind date and he takes her out for dinner to a very expensive restaurant to make a good impression. The waiter approaches the table and asks to take their order. The …
Looking Better
Over a pleasant evening meal, Bill, John, and Doug were discussing going to the gym and the various effects of working out. Doug said that it was possible to get "pectoral inserts" for the "reasonable" cost of $6000. …