Arhiva categoriei 'Umor'

26 aug.

Art Museum

„With a single stroke of a brush,” said the art teacher, taking his class around the National Gallery, „Joshua Reynolds could change a smiling face to a frowning one.”

„That’s nothing,” said Little Johnny, „So can my mother.”

26 aug.

Opreşte

Un argument solid :D

stop

25 aug.

Vrea cineva să-l apuce?

Coke. Coke. Coke. :D

grab

24 aug.

O bucată de hârtie igienică

Vreau şi eu o bucată de lux :D

this_piece

22 aug.

Întrecere cu taurul

O nouă probă olimpică :))

bull

19 aug.

Looking Her Best

The pretty blonde cashier at the Giant Grocery Store told her manager she needed some time off to rest-up because she wasn’t looking her best.

„Nonsense!” he said, „You look fine!”

„No way!!!” replied the blonde. „The men are beginning to count their change now.”

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