28 oct.
At one game, a lady kept up a steady flow of threats at the umpire. No matter what was happening on the field, she kept yelling, „Kill the umpire! Kill the umpire!” This went on for an hour.
Another patron said, „Lady, the umpire hasn’t done anything wrong.”
The woman said, „He’s my husband and he came home last night with lipstick on his collar! Kill the umpire!!”
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28 oct.
Dar unde îi înmormântează? 

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27 oct.
D-asta e bine să ai un marker la tine 

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25 oct.
Cu aromă de vită, un deliciu 

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24 oct.
Un fel de Starbucks, da’ mai pământean 

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