Arhiva categoriei 'Umor'

28 oct.

Kill the Umpire

At one game, a lady kept up a steady flow of threats at the umpire. No matter what was happening on the field, she kept yelling, „Kill the umpire! Kill the umpire!” This went on for an hour.

Another patron said, „Lady, the umpire hasn’t done anything wrong.”

The woman said, „He’s my husband and he came home last night with lipstick on his collar! Kill the umpire!!”

28 oct.

Vulcanienii trăiesc printre noi

Dar unde îi înmormântează? :)

Vulcan

27 oct.

Greşeală milenară

D-asta e bine să ai un marker la tine :)

millennium

26 oct.

O supraponderal

Şi ce…?? :)

so what

25 oct.

Halogen

Cu aromă de vită, un deliciu :))

halogen

24 oct.

Fivebucks

Un fel de Starbucks, da’ mai pământean :))

Fivebucks

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