Four Little Words
Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for lunch. The talk naturally got around to their respective love lives. Marcy confided that there really wasn't anyone special in her life. Heather, …
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Insurance Policy
"Darling," said the affectionate husband, "I've insured myself for $1,000,000. If anything happens to me you will be provided for." "Good," said his loving wife, "Now you won't have to call the doctor every time you feel sick."
Distrugerea reputaţiei
Ce ţi-e şi cu poliţiştii ăştia! Să strice reputaţia bietului condamnat! :)
Art Expert
Rachel Goldberg, a rich tourist, went to Paris to see the art galleries. She hired the services of a guide to show her around the Orsay Museum. "Oh!" said Rachel, looking at a painting. "That's a Monet, isn't …
Slow Train
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. "What's going on?" she yells out the window. "Cow on the track!" replies the conductor. Ten minutes …