Umor
Music Lover
After dinner one evening a rancher's wife was entertaining their house guest by playing the piano. At one point she turned to the visitor and said, "I understand you love music." "Yes," murmured the guest politely. "But never …
Piaţa de peşte
Or avea şi nişte înotători bine făcuţi? Ar fi piaţa plină de gospodine :))
Nu poţi muri oriunde
Dacă te apucă, e civilizat să cauţi un loc potrivit :))
Pregnant
"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she …
Hugging the Secretary
John's boss came in one morning and caught him hugging his secretary. He said in a rage, "Is this what you get paid for?” John told him, "Nope! I do this for free."
Soluţia
Dacă se poate combina "chiuvetă" cu "ghivetă", de ce nu şi bărbaţii cu femeile? :D
