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At the Opera
A man started to snore in his seat at the opera. "Please stop your snoring," the usher pleaded. "You are disturbing the others..." "Look, buddy," the man said angrily, "I paid for this seat and I'll do whatever …
A Child’s Dream
A 6-year-old girl came up to his father in the morning and told him about this thrilling dream she had had the night before. When she suddenly stopped in the middle of the story, he asked her, "Okay, …
Former Ruler of Russia
Teacher: "Who can tell me what the former ruler of Russia was called?" Class: "Tsar." Teacher: "Correct; and what was his wife called?" Class: "Tsarina." Teacher: "What were the Tsar's children called?" There was a pause, and then …
