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Bank Robbers
The bank robbers had tied and gagged the bank cashier after extracting the combination to the safe and had herded the other employees into a separate room under guard. After they had rifled the safe and were about …
Recycled Resolutions
Jill: Did you make any New Year's resolutions? Mary: Nope! I'm gonna use the same ones I made last year. Jill: You can't do that! Mary: Why not? I never used them; they're just like brand new!
Arrival of the New Year
An optimist stayed up one New Year's eve to see the arrival of the new year. The pessimist stayed up to make sure that the old year left.
On Santa’s Lap
The kid was with Santa Claus. "I wanna have a train, a six-gun, an erector set, a chemistry set, a cowboy suit, a bicycle, a scooter, a catcher's mitt, a set of soldiers, a toy garage with cars …