The Christian missionary was making his first visit to a cannibal tribe. The missionary asked the cannibal chief, „Do you people know anything about religion?”
After a pause, the chief answered, „We got a little taste of it when the last missionary was here.”
Little Benny came home from his first day of school and said, „Mommy, the teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers and sisters who will be coming to my school.”
„That’s nice of her to take such an interest in your family, Dear. What did she say when you told her that you are the only child?”
„She just said, Thank goodness!„
A small boy approached a white-haired gentleman in a store and asked, „Are you a grandfather?”
„Yes,” replied the man with a smile.
„Oh, I’m glad,” said the boy, „because my grandfather isn’t here and I need a dime.”
Couples who have lived together a long time have their own way of communicating. A woman overheard her aunt and uncle one day: „What are you looking for in that closet?” she asked.
„Nothing,” he answered.
„Well, it’s not in there. Look under the bed.”
A customer couldn’t get on the internet.
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
Arriving home from work at his usual hour of 5 p.m., Jim discovered that it had not been one of his wife’s better days. Nothing he said or did seemed to be right.
By 8 p.m. things had not changed, so he suggested he go outside, pretend he had just got home, and start all over again. His wife agreed.
Jim went outside, came back in and, with a big smile, announced, „Honey, I’m home!”
„And just where have you been?” she replied sharply. „It’s after eight o’clock!”
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