John came from San Francisco to Depoe Bay and asked a native, “Say, is this really a healthful place?”
“It sure is,” the native replied. “When I came here I couldn’t say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn’t have the strength to walk across a room, and I had to be lifted out of bed.”
“That’s wonderful!” said John. “How long have you been here?”
“I was born here.”
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices our Little Johnny trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, Little Johnny is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.
After watching Little Johnny efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy’s position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child’s shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring. Crouching down to the child’s level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, „And now what, my little man?”
To which Little Johnny replies, „Now we run!”
The manager of a superstore was making mad passionate love to his secretary on his office desk, when unexpectedly, in walked the managing director of the company.
„Do you know who I am?” bellowed the MD.
The manager stopped what he was doing, turned round, stared at the MD, and sharply replied: „I don’t freakin’ believe it! You’re the third bloke this week that’s walked into my office suffering from amnesia!”
As dessert was served to the visiting pastor, the hostess apologized for not having any cheese to go with the apple pie.
Hearing this, her little son slipped down from his chair and left the room, then returned with a small piece of cheese, which he shyly placed, on the pastor’s plate.
„Why, thank you, son,” said the guest as he popped the cheese in his mouth, „You must have found the last piece! Where did you find it?”
Flushing with pride, the little boy said, „Oh, it was in the mousetrap.”
A young lad was out with his dad in the park when he spotted a woman about to breastfeed her baby. She unbuttoned her blouse, rolled out a very large breast and popped the rosy nipple into the child’s mouth.
„Dad! What’s that woman doing to that baby?” the lad asked.
„Relax, mate. She’s just feeding him,” the father replied.
„Get outta here!” the boy, exclaimed. „There’s no way he’ll eat all of that!”
A little girl had just finished her first week of school.
„I’m just wasting my time,” she said to her mother. „I can’t read, I can’t write – and they won’t let me talk!”
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