25 dec.

Christmas Blessing

Little Johnny’s mom invited a lot of people to Christmas dinner. At the table, she turned to him and said, „Little Johnny, would you like to say the blessing?”

„I wouldn’t know what to say,” Little Johnny replied.

„Just say what you hear Mommy say,” his mother said.

Little Johnny bowed his head and said, „Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?”

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