08 mart.

Wife’s Law

Aubrey Meek was brought before the court on the charge of refusing to obey a police officer.

„Why did you refuse to move on when asked to do so by the officer?” the judge inquired, obviously wondering what unexplained force could have given such a man strength to buck a strong minion of the law.

„It’s like this, your honor,” explained Meek. „My wife said I was to meet her at exactly twelve noon at that spot – and I was forced to choose between man’s law and wife’s law.”

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