A young boy comes running down the street looking for a cop. He finds one and then begs, „Please, officer, come back to the bar with me, my father’s in a fight.”

Well, they get back to the bar and there’s three guys fighting like you wouldn’t believe. After a while the cop turns to the kid and says, „Okay, which one’s your father?”

The kid looks up at the cop and says, „I don’t know officer, that’s what they’re fighting about.”

Discuţie între poliţişti

An American and an English officer were in the Officers’ Mess having a few drinks. After several of them, they hit on the idea to make the following (gentleman’s) bet:: The one who could tell the biggest lie would win.

They drew straws, and the American officer got to start: „Well,” he says, „there once was an American gentleman–”

„Stop!” cried the Englishman, „You win!”

The employees at a bank went on strike, leaving the bank officers to do the teller’s tasks. While the strike was on, a customer called the bank to ask if they were open. They told her that they had two windows open.

Then the caller asked, „Is there a reason I can’t I just come through the front door?”

A Navy officer was cutting through the crew’s quarters of his ship one day and happened upon a sailor reading a magazine with his feet up on the small table in front of him. „Sailor! Do you put your feet up on the furniture at home?” the officer demanded.

„No, sir, but we don’t land airplanes on the roof either.”