Bar Fight
A young boy comes running down the street looking for a cop. He finds one and then begs, "Please, officer, come back to the bar with me, my father's in a fight." Well, they get back to the …
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Gentlemen’s Bet
An American and an English officer were in the Officers' Mess having a few drinks. After several of them, they hit on the idea to make the following (gentleman's) bet:: The one who could tell the biggest lie …
Banker Strike
The employees at a bank went on strike, leaving the bank officers to do the teller's tasks. While the strike was on, a customer called the bank to ask if they were open. They told her that they …
Onboard Ship
A Navy officer was cutting through the crew's quarters of his ship one day and happened upon a sailor reading a magazine with his feet up on the small table in front of him. "Sailor! Do you put …