31 oct.
Lil’ Johnny’s mother had been away a week at a convention and when she returned home, she was anxious to hear about his week.
„Well, one night we had a thunderstorm, and I was scared, so daddy and me slept together,” her son said.
„Johnny!” said the boy’s French au pair, „Don’t you mean ‘daddy and I’?”
„No!” replied Johnny. „That was Thursday, I’m talking about Monday night.”
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26 iul.
A lawyer was cross-examining a witness:
„You have just testified that you heard the shot at exactly 11:32 p.m.? How did you know what time it was? Did you look at your watch?”
„No,” the witness said. „I looked at the sundial in the garden.”
„That’s absurd,” screamed the lawyer. „How could you tell time by a sundial at 11:32 at night?”
„I had a flashlight,” the witness said.
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