In a nursery school, the teacher asked a little girl what she was drawing.

„God,” she replied.

„But no one knows what God looks like,” said the teacher.

The little girl replied, „They will in a minute.”

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„Wow, man,” Timmy said. „God parted the Red Sea and let all His people through on dry ground!”

„Sorry,” said the ‘scholar’. „But that wasn’t the Red Sea; it was the Reed Sea. And its water is only about 1 foot deep. No miracle was involved.”

„Oh,” said Timmy. Then, reading on a little more, he said, „Wow, man! What a miracle! God drowned all those Egyptians in 1 foot of water!”

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