A German, a Frenchman, and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve strolling in the Garden of Eden.

„Look at their reserve, their stoicism,” muses the German. „They must be German.”

„Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. „They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, the are French.”

„No clothes, no shelter.” The Russian points out, „they only have an apple to eat, and they’re being told this is paradise. They are Russian!”

A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, „Where would man be today if it were not for woman?”

She paused a moment and looked around the room.

„I repeat, where would man be today if it were not for woman?”

From the back of the room came a voice, „He’d be in the Garden of Eden eating strawberries.”