Voice on the phone: Is this the game warden?

Game warden: Yes, it is.

Voice: Thank goodness, I have the right person at last. Would you please give me some suggestions for a child’s birthday party?

The game warden stopped a deer hunter and asked to see his hunting license. „This is last year’s license,” the warden informed him.

„I know,” said the hunter, „but I shouldn’t need a new license, I am only shooting at the deer I missed last year.”

„Cumpărăturile împreună cu soţul sunt precum vânătoarea împreună cu pădurarul” – dar în original e mai savuros